[music] The Mom Song媽媽之歌

[歌詞資訊]
歌名： The Mom Song
原唱： Anita Renfroe
翻唱： ?
線上MV：


[歌詞](按歌詞顯示斷行)
GET UP NOW　GET UP NOW
GET UP OUT OF BED
WASH YOUR FACE
BRUSH YOUR TEETH
COMB YOUR SLEEPY HEAD
HERE'S YOUR CLOTHES
AND YOUR SHOES
HEAR THE WORDS I SAID
GET UP NOW　GET UP AND
MAKE YOUR BED!
ARE YOU HOT?
ARE YOU COLD?
ARE YOU WEARING THAT?
WHERE'S YOUR BOOKS
AND YOUR LUNCH
AND YOUR HOMEWORK AT?
GRAB YOUR COAT
AND YOUR GLOVES
AND YOUR SCARF AND HAT
DON'T FORGET
YOU GOTTA FEED THE CAT

EAT YOUR BREAKFAST
THE EXPERTS TELL US
IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAT OF ALL!
TAKE YOUR VITAMINS
SO YOU WILL GROW UP
ONE DAY TO BE BIG AND TALL!
PLEASE REMEMBER THE ORTHODONTIST
WILL BE SEEING YOU
AT 3 TODAY
DON'T FORGET
YOUR PIANO LESSON IS THIS AFTERNOON
SO YOU MUST PLAY!

DON'T SHOVEL
CHEW SLOWLY
BUT HURRY
THE BUS IS HERE
BE CAREFUL
COME BACK HERE!
DID YOU WASH
BEHIND YOUR EARS?

PLAY OUTSIDE
DON'T BE ROUGH
WOULD YOU JUST PLAY FAIR?
BE POLITE
MAKE A FRIEND
DON'T FORGET TO SHARE
WORK IT OUT WAIT YOUR TURN
NEVER TAKE A DARE
GET ALONG DON'T MAKE ME
COME DOWN THERE

CLEAN YOUR ROOM
FOLD YOUR CLOTHES
PUT YOUR STUFF AWAY
MAKE YOUR BED DO IT NOW
DO WE HAVE ALL DAY?
WHERE YOU BORN IN A BARN?
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HAY?
CAN YOU EVEN
HEAR A WORD I SAY?

ANSWER THE PHONE!
GET OFF THE PHONE!
DON'T SIT SO CLOSE
TURN IT DOWN
NO TEXTING AT THE TABLE
NO MORE
COMPUTER TONIGHT!
YOUR IPOD'S MY IPOD
IF YOU DONT'T LISTEN UP

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
AND WITH WHOM?
AND WHAT TIME
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE COMING HOME?
SAYING THANK YOU
PLEASE　EXCUSE ME
MAKES YOU WELCOME
EVERYWHERE YOU ROAM
YOU'LL APPRECIATE MY WISDOM
SOMEDAY WHEN YOU'RE OLDER
AND YOU'RE GROWN
CAN'T WAIT 'TILL YOU HAVE
A COUPLE LITTLE CHILDREN
OF YOUR OWN
YOU'LL THANK ME
FOR THE COUNSEL I GAVE YOU
SO WILLINGLY
BUT RIGHT NOW
I'LL THANK YOU
NOT TO ROLL
YOUR EYES AT ME

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH
WHEN YOU CHEW
WE'D APPRECIATE
TAKE A BITE　MAYBE TWO
OF THE STUFF YOU HATE
USE YOUR FORK　DO NOT BURP
OR I'LL SET YOU STRAIGHT
EAT THE FOOD
I PUT UPON YOUR PLATE
GET AN "A"　GET THE DOOR
DON'T GET SMART WITH ME
GET A GRIP　GET IN HERE
I'LL COUNT TO 3
GET A JOB　GET A LIFE
GET A PHD
GET A DOSE OF...

I DON'T CARE WHO STARTED IT
YOU'RE GROUNDED
UNTILL YOU'RE 36
GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT
AND TELL THE TRUTH FOR ONCE
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE
AND IF ALL YOUR FRIENDS
JUMPED OFF A CLIFF
WOULD YOU JUMP TOO?

IF I'VE SAID IT ONCE
I'VE SAID IT AT LEAST
A THOUSAND TIME BEFORE
THAT YOU'RE TOO OLD TO
ACT THIS WAY
IT MUST BE
YOUR'S FATHER'S DNA
LOOK AT ME
WHEN I AM TALKING
STAND UP STRAIGHTER
WHEN YOU WALK

A PLACE FOR EVERYTHING
AND EVERYTHING
MUST BE IN PLACE
STOP CRYING
OR I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING
REAL TO CRY ABOUT

(OH!)

WASH YOUR FACE
BRUSH YOUR TEETH
GET YOUR PJ'S ON
GET IN BED　GIVE A HUG
SAY A PRAYER WITH MOM
DON'T FORGET
I LOVE YOU.
AND
TOMORROW
WE
WILL
DO
THIS
AGAIN
BECAUSE
A
MOM'S
WORK
NEVER
ENDS

YOU DON'T NEED
THE REASON WHT
BECAUSE, BECAUSE,
BECAUSE, BECAUSE!
I SAID SO, I SAID SO,
I SAID SO, I SAID SO!
I'M THE MOM
THE
MOM
THE
MOM
THE
MOM
THE MOM
TA-DA!

[小感]
這首歌原本由Anita Renfroe所詮釋，她突發奇想，
記錄下一個母親一整天下來會碎碎念的東西，
還很妙的使用了古典音樂當主旋律，
後來這個翻唱者又表演了這首曲子，
個人覺得她比原唱還富有肢體語言與娛樂效果，
如果對原唱版本有興趣，還請自行google。

因為很有趣的關係，網路上也有了中文翻譯版本，
所以我就不翻譯了，
想知道歌詞內容就點一下播放，笑一笑吧。
原版本歌詞內容都是大寫，
所以我就照錄了，
也藉此表達小的對於母親大人，
那有如滔滔江水的崇拜與仰慕。

最妙的是，這首歌翻譯成各種語言各種版本，
在世界各地引發龐大的共鳴，
正應了那句"天下的媽媽都是一樣的"，
仔細看歌詞，不管是為人母還是為人子，
大概都會拍桌驚笑。

從起床開始，老娘就叨念著個人整潔，
時時叮囑，生怕小孩忘東忘西，
表現得不夠齊頭整臉，
最常說的就是:"老媽在說，你是有沒有在聽？"

要小孩取得好成績那段也很有意思，
短短幾個排比句子，
就把媽媽望子成龍的心思表露無疑，
不過最點題的還是要屬最後那段了，
媽媽說的一定要聽，
沒有為什麼，
就因為"I said so"，我說了算！

原唱Anita Renfroe另外還詮釋了Dadsense爸爸之歌，
和媽媽之歌對照之下格外絕妙，
有興趣的請自行點選連結觀賞：
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0DVnPBOm_s